Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime: A Book of Zombie Love by Michael P. Spradlin

By Michael P. Spradlin

From the writer and illustrator of the twisted New York Times bestselling Christmas vintage, It’s commencing to glance much Like Zombies, comes a heart-devouring number of Zombie love songs, Every Zombie Eats anyone Sometime. Michael P. Spradlin and Jeff Weigel positioned their warped minds—and talents—together once more to return up with a hilarious compendium for the ever-hungry aficionados of World struggle Z, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and the films Zombieland and Shaun of the Dead. disregard the bleeding middle vampires and werewolves of the Twilight series—Every Zombie Eats an individual Sometime proves past the shadow of a doubt that those stumbling, decaying, flesh eaters are the genuine undead romantics!

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I’m thinking that my gut could hold you. You’re tasty I’m trying and tasty I’m spyin', And I’m coming after you. Tasty. I’m thinking that my gut could hold you. I’m crazy for bitin’ and you’re turnin’ too, And you’re tasty I’m chewing you. INDIGESTIBLE Sung to the tune of “Unforgettable” by Nat King Cole Indigestible, that’s what you are, Indigestible though near or far. Like a revenant that clings to me, How the taste of you does things to me. Never before has someone ate more. Indigestible. Tried every way, And in my stomach, that’s where you’ll stay.

Imagine (THERE’S NO ZOMBIES) Sung to the tune of “Imagine” by John Lennon Imagine there’s no Zombies, It’s easy, just don’t die. No hell around us, Somehow we’d get by. Imagine all the undead Dying off today. Imagine there’s no virus, No undead to chew. Nothing to kill or chase us, And no Apocalypse too. Imagine all the Zombies Dying at our feet. You may say that I’m a screamer, But there’re many more than one. I hope you are not turned And live free of Zombie scum. Imagine no more weapons, Just try it and you can.

Tried every way, And in my stomach, that’s where you’ll stay. That’s why, darling, it’s indelible That someone so indigestible Thinks that I am indigestible too. Indigestible in every way And forever more, that’s how you’ll stay. That’s why, darling, it’s inevitable That someone so indigestible Thinks that I am indigestible too. TASTE WONDERFUL TONIGHT Sung to the tune of “Wonderful Tonight” by Eric Clapton It’s late in the evening; she’s wondering what’s out there. She loads up her shotgun and brushes her long blond hair.

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