By Verity Stob
Verity Stob is the comedienne of the programming global. She has been writing satirical chronicles of techie existence on account that 1988. Her column first seemed within the mythical .EXE Magazine, then Dr. Dobbs' Journal, and it now graces The Register.
For the 1st time, the superior of Stob's columns were accumulated into one crucial e-book. detect why Mrs. invoice Gates calls in a programmer to mend her plumbing; learn about the Google desktop that suffers from Tourette's syndrome; realize the shameful mystery of the CEO who varieties his correspondence in CAPITAL LETTERS, and lots more and plenty, a lot more!
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